Sanswers

Every day when I try to get out of bed.

Meh. Let me know when they have go-karts.

It's so bad that my insides wanted to become my outsides.

Well, I probably deserve it. Finger is courtesy of @timfbowen, @ambroff, and @chrisbarmonde.

Notifications

I was in high school and got a Motorola V120e, which I lovingly called my peanut phone since it was kinda shaped like a peanut.

Beauty and the Beast. IN 3D!!!!

I feel bad that I left them out the frist time, but we also have @siegemeister, @oamagentkaye, @markvidal04, @iamprimrose, and @iamrichardgeres doing great work enforcing those rules for us.

Oh, yes, I did. I spent my first few months at Formspring enforcing them. Those duties have since been taken over by @mcardinal, @TWHarr, and @nathan.

Books? What is books?

Apparently go out and get drunk with the Formspring crew.

"Oh no! This boat is going down .... to the water. I hope there are more life boats for you guys."

I'm too smart for spell check.

I don't think I gave one. That's how much I cared about high school.

The correct answer is Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

One? No, thank you. All of them? Yes, please.

None

I'm pretty sure you're going to die now. So sad.

I seriously have no idea what you're talking about.